Oh, to be a kid again

What could it be?

Ooooh . . . a Cracker Jack prize! Maybe it’s a temporary tattoo!

Are you kidding me?

Well, that’s an odd tattoo, but the kid’s kind of cute.

Educational materials? What kind of prize is that?

Educational materials and a picture to fold? Are you kidding me?!? What kind of “prize” is that? Man, kids today are getting ripped OFF!