Would you believe I don’t know exactly how this happened? I got up around 4 AM to go to the bathroom. I *think* I took a step away from the bed and my knee buckled, but I can’t say for sure because I don’t think I was fully awake until I hit the floor.
I just sat there, stunned, for a minute or two. Maggie crawled out of her crate to make sure I was okay. J.P. must’ve heard the commotion, and he got up saying, “Did you fall out of bed?” No! I did not fall out of bed!
I limped to the bathroom and took care of business. Then I got back into bed and was asleep within minutes.
No alcohol was involved in this incident. Pinky swear.